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Yes it is other Barry, yes it is

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Map I love Archer, wine, and cheese. Also learning about the autism spectrum.

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That feel when you’re watching fringe for the first time and you’re only at the beginning of season 4 and you neeeed to obsess about it but can’t go fringe related boards bc spoilers

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marlodjur:
“ attend my fb event
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foodchewer:
“ This is my new favorite blog without a doubt
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(Source: runningonconcrete)

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I saw my coworkers from the school year for the first time in about a month and a half tonight and I’m so happy that I did because I didn’t even realize how badly I missed them and I’m just so grateful that this first year out of college has been so memorable

2 years ago

(Source: dundermifflinscranton)

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i wonder how many times i’ve given my number to strangers on the internet

2 years ago

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dennys:
“The entire office was petrified of meeting the Head Cheese. Not one employee knew how he came to be.
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macdenniss:

theres this really cute moment in one of the always sunny commentaries where kaitlin says that the reason mac will sometimes say a big word that he really shouldnt know is because “rob is so smart in real life and it just bleeds through” and danny devito just goes “AH JEEZ youre so in love” and then eats a handful of chips

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stability:

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

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(via sidnugget)

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wow! maybe one day i’ll be with (and i use this term lightly) a guy who isn’t head over heels desperate to fuck or date someone else 

because as much as i agree with the whole no strings attached/fuck buddy deal i still don’t need hear anyone blabber on about this other girl is so fuckin gorg and awesome and ~~

2 years ago